…..and then there were 3
It’s the 12 Days of Hatemas
……featuring some of the most hated people in America (according to a worldwide poll taken by southpaw staff members and polling experts) in 12 separate installments…from number 12 to number 1. This wonderful hatefest, in the spirit of the pure joy of hate during these festive times, is based on who spb believes are the most influential, loud-mouth, ugly, obstructive, mean-spirited, racist, piece-of-shit motherfuckers throughout the year 2012….and who will, no doubt, continue to be in 2013 .
Number 3: Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan
They, along with weasel Kevin McCarthy from California, who may very well make next year’s list, are the self-proclaimed “Young Guns”….which is sickening enough given that the name suggests they are bold, aggressive, loaded and ready for action baby!!…as opposed to what they really are: geeky, scrawny, weaselly little fuckers with shitty haircuts….the guys we just fucking hated in H.S. because…well, we just hated them and I don’t have to tell you why because all of you reading this now went to school with fucks like this….arrogant, rotten, narcissist, Ayn Rand-loving sociopaths who just happen to be smart as hell and instead of using their brains for the good of the people are hell bent to use it to facilitate the goals that the Republican party has had since christ was a corporal: get rid of the third rail of government (Social Security) and privatize it and Medicare. And just privatize everything…..every fucking thing. Survival of the fittest with the rest of you left to scrap for the meager crumbs that are left….and by-the-way: good luck with that.
The difference between these guys and all those like-minded Republicans of the past who have failed to incorporate such barbaric measures is THESE guys really believe they can sell this simply by never….budging….a….single…..inch on ANYTHING that even smells of compromise. And they think they can do it by appearing hip, and cool, and college frat boy and all with blow-dried hair….and wearing ball caps backwards….and listening to Led Zepplin and AC/DC….and eating arugula….etc., etc.
“We’ll just cool our way to Ayn Rand,” they say. “The people will buy it this time,” they say, “because THIS time we got the goods on cool….and those who tried selling it before were wealthy and unhip and didn’t groove like we groove baby.”
The problem is (and this is where the part comes in about us all having gone to H.S. with creeps like this and hating them), someone along the way forgot to give these guys a soul. Because if they had a soul, they would not be indoctrinated with the sort of philosophy they believe in which, in short, translates to eliminating the middle class and help the wealthy achieve their goals of total U.S., and even world, dominance. And, again, the biggest single difference between The Young Guns and their like-minded predecessors is that The Young Guns really believe in this shit and would literally kill for it if necessary.
Now, after having read all of this, what are you thinking? Do these guys, Cantor and Ryan, remind you of anyone? Yep…you’re right and I’m glad you guessed it. The Young Guns could just as appropriately call themselves The Young SS….or The Young Gestapo. Cause believe me…if either Cantor or Ryan had served under the tutelage of Heinrich Himmler, they would have served oh so dutifully…and then some.
Cantor is a miserable motherfucker…the face of all there is to hate, and be afraid of, in the current U.S. House of Representatives. And he is their current Majority Leader no less. But next to Paul Ryan he almost looks like Father Flannigan. Ryan is the Nazi who didn’t just follow orders and drop canisters of Zyklon B into “showers”….he enjoyed it. It made his day in fact. Look deep into the eyes of the picture you see below and tell me that this is not true. Go on…tell me. Cantor is the guy who was “just doing as I was told”…and, being the worm that he is, would rat everyone out who was complicit when questioned at the Nurnberg trials. But Ryan enjoyed it…..down to the last scream of agony. You can see it in his Aryan eyes. And if they were facing their judgment day, in the form of a firing squad, Cantor would be the guy who would be peeing his pants, on his hands and knees pleading for mercy while promising to give up his own grandmother. But not Ryan. He would be the guy standing at attention with right arm up in one last defiant Nazi salute before meeting his maker. Just look into his eyes.
“Lt. Ryan, vee have extracted all residents from the Warsaw Ghetto per your orders sir and vee have segregated them into the following groups: Men, Women, Children, and Old People. How shall vee proceed sir?”
“I beg your pardon Herr Ryan?”
“Exterminate them I said….like the roaches that they are.”
“All of them sir?
“YES….ALL OF THEM!!!!!”
Cantor, on the other hand, would be the guy who would gladly sell his soul to old Scratch himself by giving up the passengers of the “Voyage of the Damned” so long as it meant some tax breaks for tobacco barons in his home state of Virginia (and yes I know Cantor is Jewish….but that wouldn’t stop him, even for a second, from selling out his own people for the right price). He’d be the guy who would rat out actors, artists, and scholars who were sympathetic….or even SEEMED sympathetic, to commies and reds. Cantor would be point man for Joe McCarthy.
Ryan would be the German mole in Stalag 17 who infiltrated the American barracks in their concentration camp passing on all that he learned to the Gestapo….just for some additional tax favors to the dairy mega rich in Wisconsin.
Get the picture?
Too stark? Too harsh a portrayal? Don’t bet on it.
There is nothing good about these guys….and they are two of our nations leaders. If Cantor should succeed Boner as Speaker he’ll be two chairs away from the Presidency. May the myth in the sky have mercy on our souls.
Nope. Let me repeat….there is NOTHING good about these guys. All bad. They would kill you as soon as look at you if they see you in any way obstructing their ultimate goals of turning American into Ayn Rand Utopia. Thankfully, a check and balance system know as “humanity”…or what’s left of it, will prevent The Young Guns from doing what they REALLY want to do: annihilate the weak, the poor, and the intellectually inferior. They’ll have to settle for their destiny of Ayn Rand for everyone which they figure is the next best thing to the “Final Solution.”
Nothing good indeed. And it’s hard to believe there are people in the U.S. of A. who are worse….as you’ll find out in the days ahead.
But for now you’ll have to be satisfied with Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan as # 3 of the 12 Days of Hatemas. Sieg Heil !!!