Attention Cardinals….please cast your vote from the list of nominees listed below:
1.) Cardinal from Italy: 40 years in the church who began molesting alter boys as a 22-year-old priest; is a traditional homophobe and is dead set again women in the church.
2.) Cardinal from Canada: Has more than 100 under-aged molestations to his credit; 30 years in the church; Good with his hands, especially when it comes to ass-grabbing of boys aged 14 and under.
3.) Cardinal from America: 41 years in the church who rose through the Catholic ranks by looking the other way while over 150 priests under his jurisdiction committed sex crimes with under aged choir boys; Has over 200 molestations to his own credit.
4.) Cardinal from The Philippines: Reverent and committed to the church….as well as to the molestation of boys at the youngest ages possible. Coined the phrase, “Sex after Eight and it’s too late.”
5.) Cardinal from Argentina: Committed to the Catholic Church with a “hands on” approach to his faith….especially if it means “hands on” young boy asses which he has had his hands on more than 450 times during his decades in the church.
Please select one of the following perverts listed above by circling their name and then casting your vote as quickly as possible so that we can get on with the business of wide-spread corruption, debauchery, secrecy, and perversion of the highest order.